when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt


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truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

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I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible, but … I want to spend every irritating minute with you. Christopher Turk (Scrubs Season 1)

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but can bob the builder fix yo nasty ass attitude

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BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

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100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you

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