michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(Source: owenhartofficial, via iamthewhitegirl)

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compasswaters:

100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you

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Q: what does puta mean?

carlospalrner:

It means companion or best friend :)


asked by tavr0ss
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nedsseveredhead:

I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via jax)

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foodtrucker:

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

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but his face was like art. And not weird, ugly art either. He had the sort of face you painted because you didn’t want history to forget it. Eleanor & Park, Rainbow Rowell (2013)

(Source: tckylie)

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